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BREAKING: teen girl makes post on public social media for all to see i am so fckinnn mad right now -why? -i don't want to talk about it                   ROMANCE: teen learns the power of seduction "i have alcohol, weed, and an open house. wanna come over?" *gets laid to death*                   SMACKED: teen nerd gets beat up by own father "sorry son, but you wore a naruto headband to dinner" "that shit just won't fly in my house"                   GRADES: Student receives an "F" on powerpoint presentation for using too many laser sounds in transitions "that sound effect is gangster af"                   FASHION: as camouflage becomes more fashionable, teens become harder and harder to spot "shit where did Tim go?" "lol i'm right here dude!"                   NOSTALGIA: HS sophomores reminisce about simpler times "remember the 90's?" "not at all"                   CRITIC: teen isn't too thrilled with his movie experience "more like the DECENT gatsby, 3/5 stars" "there weren't even tits"                   FRESH: teen learns the true power of swag *stomps into the club wearing light up sneakers* "sup bitches" *gets dick sucked to death*                   WOAH: teens get rowdy while driving "yo call that guy a fag and then drive off" "FAG!" "haha yes, we are so badass" *everyone high fives*                   HIGH: teens smoke while their parents are out "WAIT get the dog outta here. he'll tell my mom" *stares at dog for 30 seconds* "you're right"                   420: teens smoke after school "dude, do you ever think like, what if you were a chick? like what if- "WHAT IF YOU PASSED THE FUCKING BLUNT?"                   WORK: teen seeks job "it says here u defeated the elite 4 on ur 1st try" yes sir "congrats, u got the job. ur starting salary is $1,000,000"                   SUPER SMASH BROTHAS: teen claims Nintendo is racist "there's no black people in super smash" well, there IS donkey ko- *gets ass beat hard*                   CHAMP: teen is a "winner" "I DID IT MOM. I FINALLY DID IT" *runs up to mom w/ gameboy* "I BEAT THE ELITE FOUR" "who gives a fuck? you're 19"                   420: teens smoke after school "dude, do you ever think like, what if you were a chick? like what if- "WHAT IF YOU PASSED THE FUCKING BLUNT?"                   ONLY 90s KIDS: teen tries new pickup lines "damn girl you give me goosebumps cause you are R.L. Fine af" "turn to page 69 if you wanna bang"                   GOSSIP: 7th graders talk rumors "i heard tina gave billy a handjob behind the bleachers after school" for real? "yea" wait what's a handjob?                   IRL: teen forgets he's not playing GTA V *goes sixty mph on the highway* *jumps out of car* *gets up and walks away*                   YUMMY: teen "hecka ticked off" after mother packs him "oatmeal raisin granola bars" for lunch "BITCH KNOWS I ONLY FUCKS WIT CHOCOLATE CHIP"

EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER X

In honor of the twitter account we started, FEW, teen news will be posting all of the words, in alphabetical order, of each letter in the dictionary.


X

 
xanthate
xanthates
xanthic
xanthin
xanthine
xanthippe
xanthochroid
xanthoma
xanthophyll
xanthous
xebec
xebecs
xenia
xenic
xenobiologies
xenobiology
xenocryst
xenogamy
xenograft
xenolith
xenolithic
xenoliths
xenon
xenons
xenophobe
xenophobes
xenophobia
xenophobic
xeric
xeroderma
xerographic
xerography
xerophilous
xerophthalmia
xerophyte
xerosis
xerox
xeroxed
xeroxes
xeroxing
xii
xiii
xiphoid
xiphoids
xiphosuran
xiv
xix
xmas
xmases
xvi
xvii
xviii
xx
xxi
xxii
xxiii
xxiv
xxv
xxx
xylan
xylem
xylems
xylene
xylidine
xylitol
xylograph
xylography
xyloid
xylophagous
xylophone
xylophones
xylophonist
xylophonists
xylose
xylotomy
xyster
xysters
xysts
xystus