Everyone wants to be cool in high school. Cool kids get
the girls, cool kids go to the parties, cool kids get their own reserved
seating in the cafeteria. Well if you want to be cool, follow these easy steps,
and you’ll be dining with the kings and queens of your school in no time
Make Fun of Everyone You Can
This part should seem obvious. Remember that time Chad
Longdick called you a “fag”? Well how cool is Chad? Exactly. For this reason it
is extremely important you put down any person you come across: your friends,
your parents, your teachers, your dog. Remember, the more people that dislike
you the cooler you’ll be
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| pussy |
Have Sex with Girls
Okay so this part should also seem obvious, but a lot of
people forget it. Remember that time Chad had sex with that girl who doesn't
know your name? Well how cool is Chad? Wait, we already went over that.
Regardless, you should definitely have sex with females. Take pictures too and
send them to teennews69@gmail.com (no
fat chicks)
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| is hillary duff still cute noawadays? |
Study
HAHAHAHAHAAH I’m fuckin witchu
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| hit bongs not books |
Sell Drugs
Remember that time Chad didn't sell you any weed because
he has no idea who you are? Well as we all know, Chad is cool. Selling drugs is
the easiest way to make friends as a teenager because if there’s one thing I
know about teens, they love drugs. If you don’t have any drugs try selling
Advil to that weird kid in your Algebra class. He’ll probably buy it
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| 20 bucks a tab yo |
Get All Your Pokemon to Level 100
Listen up pussy, if all six of your Pokemon aren’t level
100, people aren't ever going to take you seriously. You think Chad rolls up to
the club with a level 82 Charizard? Fuck no. That boy rolls around wit hunnits.
We talkin Blastoise, Snorlax, shit, the guy’s even got a level 100 Aerodactyl.
That’s dope. So next time you’re in school thinkin you’re hot shit with your
level 64 Exeggutor, think again nerd
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| raw af |
